Fisking a Priest, or If a Secular Storm is Brewing, Pour Me a Cup

I’m just going to sit back and let you absorb the following (pretend Don LaFontaine is reading it — it adds to the tension.):
This past week, tornadoes dominated the domestic news. With hundreds of homes and businesses destroyed, and at least 110 people dead so far, 2008 is pushing the limits. There have been worse [...]